|Yeah, my kids are in a teepee. What?|
"We do not hit Mommy with our flashlight!"
"You HAVE to sit still! I'm trying to pick dog hair off your testicles!"
"Well, no, go ahead and wash the poop off your hand first."
"Get your spell book off the table, please."
"No, please don't put your pizza on my leg."
"Honey, why do you make me have to get up and...parent you?"
I hope everyone has a lovely weekend, breastpumps, testicles, poop and all. ;)