"Boo! Boo! Rubbish! Filth! Slime! Muck! Boo! Boo! Boooooo!"
Oh, look. Jen's being a Negative Nellie. Again. What a grouch.
Yup. Love it or leave it. I run on about six hours of sleep and maybe a slice of peanut butter toast on a good day. So until my son can wipe his own ass, this is the Jen you get. *buuuurp*
So here is a list of things I don't care for. I think many of you will agree, and many more will disagree.*
In no particular order, except numerical:
1.) Spelling C words with K's
Kiddies do not belong in Korners, and there's no such thing as a Kountry Kitchen or Kountry Kraft. Why would you mess with the natural alliteration of Country Crafts, anyway? It's already perfect!
But because I hate it so much, I do it all the time in an ironic way, because I'm so witty and above it all. I once joked to my friend LeeAnne, whom I hope will do a guest post here sometime, about my hatred for Krafts, and she said she used to own a business called Kool Krafts (false). I nearly spit out my sweet tea.
2.) Speaking of K's, Kardashians, in general
I have literally never seen a single episode of any of their 17 shows, but because I have internet access and eyeballs, I still somehow know everything that's going on in their lives. I know that Kim dumped Chris because his name started with the right sound, wrong letter; I know that Khloe and Lamar moved to Dallas so he could become a professional ranch hand; I know that Kourtney is expecting another baby with that douchey guy who wears the robe all the time. No, not that one. He only likes blondes. The other one. Scott Dipshit, or something.
3.) Excessive use of ellipses...
...and the smart-ass comments bursting with them that are sure to follow. Look, ellipses have their place! I love an appropriately placed ellipsis! I do not like when they are used in place of all other punctuation! I'm using a lot of exclamation points here!
4.) Swedish Fish
I know they have a following, but they gag me. I won't stand for them.
5.) A ringing phone right when my baby falls asleep
*How many people do I think read this Krap? Seriously?